HA! I've been having a comic renaissance, and I found Reckless Tortuga a while back (sorry I didn't put you on sooner!). I'm luvin' this skit at the moment. AND NOW 'YALL KNOW! Don't get your GYRL twisted or you'll see just like Mr. Buy My Homemade CD. tee hee hee
And Now You Know.
CENSORSHIP
This one is pretty darn funny too: CRAZY SEX
OMG, He went there - "Dumb Bitch." LMAO!
TWILIGHT PARODY - "I'll see you fragile humans later."
This sketch is Borderline annoying, but there are a couple of great Moments (in my opinion anyway)
1. After he finds out the news is incorrect he does a double take, and in an instant the posters he tore down out of duress are twilight magically back on the wall.
2. V8 = blood Takes a sip from the V8 bottle, then oops, "Blood, mmmmm."
LMFAO, hope you will too Luvies!!!
B!
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Monday, May 4, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
LAUGH THERAPY
These are instant pick me ups, from me to you Luvies!
Gay Fish
This sounds SO like somethin' Yeezy would say "I am not no gay fish." LMAO
SOUTH PARK FISHSTICKS JOKE LINK
All too familiar with "Dick in a Box," and "Jizz in my Pants," I can't believe I slept on The Lonely Island for this long.
"Like a Boss" - The Lonely Island
FAVORITES:
"Swallow Sadness."
"Uh-huh. Soooo that's an average day for you then?... You chop your balls off and die???" "Hell Yeah." Classic.
"I'm On a Boat" - The Lonely Island
For satire, this shit goes hard.
OH SO MANY FAVORITES... :
"ALL HANDS ON DECK!"
"Bustin' 5 Knot Wind, Whippin'Out my Coat.."
"Take A Picture Trick..."
"I got my swim trunks, and my flippy-floppys; I'm flippin' burgers you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies." HA!
"I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit..."
"But this ain't Sea World, this as real as it gets..."
"I'm the King of the world, on a boat like Leo, if you on the shore, than you sho' not me yo'."
Close-up - "THIS BOAT IS REAL!"
"Po-si-den look at me (ohooohoooh)!"
Gay Fish
This sounds SO like somethin' Yeezy would say "I am not no gay fish." LMAO
SOUTH PARK FISHSTICKS JOKE LINK
All too familiar with "Dick in a Box," and "Jizz in my Pants," I can't believe I slept on The Lonely Island for this long.
"Like a Boss" - The Lonely Island
FAVORITES:
"Swallow Sadness."
"Uh-huh. Soooo that's an average day for you then?... You chop your balls off and die???" "Hell Yeah." Classic.
"I'm On a Boat" - The Lonely Island
For satire, this shit goes hard.
OH SO MANY FAVORITES... :
"ALL HANDS ON DECK!"
"Bustin' 5 Knot Wind, Whippin'Out my Coat.."
"Take A Picture Trick..."
"I got my swim trunks, and my flippy-floppys; I'm flippin' burgers you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies." HA!
"I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit..."
"But this ain't Sea World, this as real as it gets..."
"I'm the King of the world, on a boat like Leo, if you on the shore, than you sho' not me yo'."
Close-up - "THIS BOAT IS REAL!"
"Po-si-den look at me (ohooohoooh)!"
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
AISHA TYLER IS LIT & THE SHHHHH...
Though this clip is super old, I think this is a very good luck for all the GYRL's out in Hollywood, and on television.
I remember when I saw Aisha Tyler in that Twista video for Slow Jamz, she'd been grindin' in the Industry for some time, but I never quite knew what her deal was...model, actress, comedienne, friend to hip-hoppers? But this clip has, to me, cemented her status as one of the most brilliant Renaissance women currently in the Game. Such a shame the real talent is always slept on...but that's a whole 'nother conspiracy theory blog. LALALAND!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully They're waking Up:
"My first one-hour special airs on Comedy Central on February 21st and will be available on DVD on February 24th, 2009. In it, you’ll see a really different, crazier, edgier, more fun side—a side of me that people don’t know. I think people want to be scandalized. I think they want irreverence in their comedy, to say “I can’t believe she said that!”
When I found myself in a TV lull during 2008’s writer’s strike, I was able to turn my attention back to stand-up comedy, which I’ve been doing for more than 15 years. I taped one of my shows at the Improv in Tempe, AZ, and pitched it to Comedy Central, who liked it and bought it. It’s the first thing my company produced, so it was really, really exciting. And it was wonderful to have that kind of control over a project that was really my passion, my baby. We taped at the Fillmore in San Francisco, and to be up on that stage, knowing that acts like the Rolling Stones and Janis Joplin have been there, is pretty awesome."
I remember when I saw Aisha Tyler in that Twista video for Slow Jamz, she'd been grindin' in the Industry for some time, but I never quite knew what her deal was...model, actress, comedienne, friend to hip-hoppers? But this clip has, to me, cemented her status as one of the most brilliant Renaissance women currently in the Game. Such a shame the real talent is always slept on...but that's a whole 'nother conspiracy theory blog. LALALAND!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully They're waking Up:
"My first one-hour special airs on Comedy Central on February 21st and will be available on DVD on February 24th, 2009. In it, you’ll see a really different, crazier, edgier, more fun side—a side of me that people don’t know. I think people want to be scandalized. I think they want irreverence in their comedy, to say “I can’t believe she said that!”
When I found myself in a TV lull during 2008’s writer’s strike, I was able to turn my attention back to stand-up comedy, which I’ve been doing for more than 15 years. I taped one of my shows at the Improv in Tempe, AZ, and pitched it to Comedy Central, who liked it and bought it. It’s the first thing my company produced, so it was really, really exciting. And it was wonderful to have that kind of control over a project that was really my passion, my baby. We taped at the Fillmore in San Francisco, and to be up on that stage, knowing that acts like the Rolling Stones and Janis Joplin have been there, is pretty awesome."
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