The the Anthem for '09:
"NIGGA YOU GAY."
When in doubt, just ask Riley:
And by no means am I a homophobe my friends. I L-O-V-E all people, however, as a single lady dating in this brave new world of Metrosexuals and Brothas on the DOWNLOW, I must, WE must, keep this shit 100% real. This is Our Health & Life here, nothing to mess around with, point blank per'd. So, pretty please forgive any hurt feelings my Brothas, but, if you swing both ways, you swing both ways - own that shit! And stop playing 'round w/ our emotions and health, so we can make the proper INFORMED decisions as to if this behavior is something we will, or will not accept in a relationship with you. And Ladies, Ladies, Ladies let us PUH-LEEZ Wise Up! We must be accountable for what we ATTRACT into our own lives!!! But I know how it goes, he's so fly, so stylish...yada yada yada. Well, I don't know about you, but a few years in NYC has left my Gaydar a little rusty, thus I've begun the process of polishing that sucker off. BELIEVE THAT! So yes, this is my personal, little Public Service Announcement to help us all kick 2009 off in the best, healthiest - Body, Mind, and Soul- way possible, and to save you all the trouble of this horrible MINDFUCK. Best Wishes in '09, and FOR SERIOUS, It's a quarter past time to take off the Rose-Colored Glasses; If you EVER have to question, even a little bit, your man's sexual orientation, just remember Riley from the Boondocks' famous (infamous?) words of Wisdom, "NIGGA YOU GAY."
PEACE & LUV,
p.s. - To my Gay and Bi Brothas, your orientation is cool with me, but full disclosure is just common courtesy, word. Love You Still & Always!!!
p.s.s - EVERYBODY KEEP WRAPPING THAT SHIT IT UP!